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| Weird stuff that happened at my work today1. Helped a blind person shop. This was not so much weird as interesting. I guided her cart around the store while she requested things like Diet Cherry Pepsi, A Stawberry Shortcake doll just like the one her child had as a gift for her child's friend(this one has blue hair, this one pink, it's wearing tights and boots), A gift bag for said doll (these are cheapest, do you want one of these), Slim Fast in Lactose free form, a candy bar. After I picked up each item she asked how much it cost.
2. Some white trash dude in his white trash car broke down inf ront of the doors. He asked me to come out and turn the ignition while he sprayed some stuff into his open hood. "Don't worry about the gas," he said, "I'll do that part." Apparently I wasn't very good at this job as I was quickly asked to stop and he would go find his old lady.
3. A minor threw up in the garbage can twice while I was standing at Food Avenue. I kept saying to him as his cheeks buldged out, "NOT HERE! GO SOMEPLACE ELSE," since there were customers in line at the time. Apparently they didn't notice that he vomited as I stood there and dry heaved for several minutes. When he was done and said he felt fine I asked that he clean out the garbage can he just threw up in. Other employees thought that was funny. And I was all, "What, it's his puke!"
These views are my views and probably not those of my employer.
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| 264 vs. 265 (I still don't know the difference)So, I went to Okolona last night to hang out with Target people. I accidentally got on the Waterson instead of the Gene Snyder and took a huge loop around Louisville because I am from Indiana and also an idiot. I don't know how to get from one place in Louisville to another, only how to get someplace from 64 and then how to get back. How long do you think it will take me to learn, and how long can I use the excuse "I'm from Indiana!" I think I can use that indefinitely because I will always be "from Indiana" but others say that I only have 1 week before that line wears out.
When I got home I realized that I had locked the keys to my building as well as the keys to my apartment inside my apartment! Great! It's 3:30 a.m. and I have to pee, and call my sister and wake her up to let me in! I tried to make it to a bar or something that would be open to pee, but knew that I would piss myself before I got there, so I peed in an alley (yea! public urination is awesome!) And to top it off when my sister got here, her key to my apartment wouldn't work. So I had to wake up this chick who showed me the apartment and also lives here to let me in. I felt so horrible. I feel like from now on when I see her I'm just going to keep apologizing.
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