| | 1. Helped a blind person shop. This was not so much weird as interesting. I guided her cart around the store while she requested things like Diet Cherry Pepsi, A Stawberry Shortcake doll just like the one her child had as a gift for her child's friend(this one has blue hair, this one pink, it's wearing tights and boots), A gift bag for said doll (these are cheapest, do you want one of these), Slim Fast in Lactose free form, a candy bar. After I picked up each item she asked how much it cost.
2. Some white trash dude in his white trash car broke down inf ront of the doors. He asked me to come out and turn the ignition while he sprayed some stuff into his open hood. "Don't worry about the gas," he said, "I'll do that part." Apparently I wasn't very good at this job as I was quickly asked to stop and he would go find his old lady.
3. A minor threw up in the garbage can twice while I was standing at Food Avenue. I kept saying to him as his cheeks buldged out, "NOT HERE! GO SOMEPLACE ELSE," since there were customers in line at the time. Apparently they didn't notice that he vomited as I stood there and dry heaved for several minutes. When he was done and said he felt fine I asked that he clean out the garbage can he just threw up in. Other employees thought that was funny. And I was all, "What, it's his puke!"
These views are my views and probably not those of my employer.
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| | Posted 9/22/2007 9:52 PM - 28 Views - 4 eProps - 3 comments
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